Yes, all of the above. I feel somewhat responsible. Okay, I feel mostly responsible. It is my responsibility to update and compose blog posts; to communicate with you, the faithful; to explicate the unknown and clarify great prophecies from our beloved gods. However, my "partner," who for the first time decided to compose his own blog post, has confused our followers and extrapolated the truth in such a way as to make a worship of Gravity based upon the posts I have written and the one he has written, untenable.
Such speculation and dissension can be expected and encouraged in main-line religions - and they are free to splinter into sub-denominations and factions; but that will not work in a cult setting. That is why so many cults are based upon the hearsay of one magnetic, prophetic individual. Splinter cells will either fizzle out or cause the downfall of the entire cult, depending on membership.
Our cult cannot survive such division.
So, yes. I have been procrastinating. I am hoping we can resolve this impasse, but our relationship is strained to the breaking.
I love Gravity, we both do, but there has been some talk. Here are some emails we have received:
"...You guys are hilarious. This cult thing is funny too. I have read a few of the posts. When are you going to worship something different?" -pookie2timer
I hear the complaints, the moans, the muffled weeping that is sure to accompany this pronouncement, but I think we should give it another go. I think we can iron out these differences.
What do you say Nathaniel. Should we give Gravity a final push? I don't believe Gravity is through with us yet.