Wednesday, February 19, 2014


Welcome back!  Nathaniel has received a very strange new fortune.  The Fortune Cookie gods, though, have provided a meaning and it may turn out that this fortune is one of our most important yet.

Most of you have probably read the words of this fortune and wrinkled your brow, turned your mouth screwy and squinted your eyes as you attempted to make heads and tails of the words.  It seems that its lack of proper grammatical structure has perverted its original meaning, conveying perhaps a message that the originator of this fortune did not intend.  You would like me, perhaps, to decipher these confusing words for you.

The problem, however, is that you are starting in the wrong place.  The message begins in the numbers and ends in the words.

The Lucky #'s may appear to be just random numbers, that some less-witting individual may attempt to play in the lottery, but are, in fact, significant presagers.

44 - contains the doubled vibrations of the number 4.  The number 4 resonates support, stability and the message that you are surrounded by helpful and loving angels.  The number 44 doubles this oscillation and strengthens it.  It is a message to you, Nathaniel, that you are surrounded by angels and archangels who are there to encourage you and remove your fear.

10 - endows you with extra vitality and intensifies the energies of the 1 vibration.  The 10 energy is productive, and has the power of acquisition and attraction.  

8 - is a balancer of the material and immaterial worlds. It is spiritual and materialistic. The spiritual side of the 8 is practical, realistic and intelligent. It knows the difference between make-believe and genuine spiritual realizations. On the material plane, it is focused on results, often in the form of money, yet does not care much about money for the sake of money.

39 -  means thank you.  You can do so for this translation.

43 - is an indication that the ascended masters and angels are around you.  If you seek them, know that they will come to your aid.

66 -  asks you to balance your physical, material and spiritual lives.  It is a message from the angels that they are there to assist, guide and support you in manifesting your goals, desires and wishes.

WOW - knowing these numbers, and how unrandom and purposeful they are has pretty much cleared up this entire fortune.  "Watch your relations without other people carefully..."  What seemed an odd sentence structure is totally clear.  Yes, Nathaniel, you are to watch your relations without other people.  Not your humanly relations, your relations with the spiritual that surrounds you: the angels, archangels and ascended masters that are there to guide you.  They are they for you, but you must relate to them positively and carefully, as they have great power to disrupt you as well.

Your link to the spiritual world is just as strong as your link to the material world, and your especial benefactor, the mysterious "he", is reserving for you this message of spiritual strengthening.  From this spiritual strength, you have something very great to do in this physical, human world.

This bodes very positively for the direction of the cult.  Be alert and relate to other not-people carefully in the coming weeks, as they seek to guide your cult decisions.  This can be either positive or negative however, so be careful.

And do not forget the final portion of the fortune, Jiu-Pian, nine pieces.  Also, very significant, these nine pieces will manifest themselves soon.  Take these pieces as they come and do not hesitate to relate to your surrounding spiritual beings as you do so.  Collect them, for they will reveal a message of cultish significance.  

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Monday, February 10, 2014

The Sacred Fortune Cookie Ceremony

Today Nate and Aaron join forces to present a tutorial on the communion of the fortune cookie.  When together with other Cult of the Week adherents, please follow this sacred rite as you partake of the fortunes the cookies bring you.

When you have completed the ritual, share with the Cult community your fortunes - let us encourage each other with words of wisdom and depth.

AND - keep your internet browser plugged into the Cult of the Week for some future news!

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